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Amazing World Images.

Enjoy amazing, funny and brave images of political  unrest, religious and environmental feats of recent major world activities.

An Afghan man takes a shortcut by climbing a wall, at a hilltop in Kabul May 11, 2012. 

A 26-foot tall statue of Marilyn Monroe is separated for disassembly in Chicago, May 7, 2012. The sculpture "Forever Marilyn" by artist Seward Johnson, is based on a scene from the movie "Seven Year Itch" was taken down after being on display since last July.

A runner makes his way along a trail on a butte in front of the "super Moon" at Papago Park in Phoenix, Arizona May 5, 2012. 

Residents paddle their makeshift boat to safety as fire engulfs houses at a slum community in Manila, Philippines,
May 11, 2012. At least 1000 houses were razed in the fire, the cause of which is yet unknown,
leaving 5000 families homeless, local media reported.  

Wrangler Shad Boardman rides into a pasture during Montana Horses' annual horse drive outside Three Forks,
Montana, May 6, 2012. The Mantle family, who own Montana Horses, held their last horse drive where they rounded
 up approximately 300 horses and drove the herd 35 miles from their winter range to the Mantle ranch. The horses will be picked up by leasers to be used as pack and trail horses at dude ranches and national parks. 

A sculpture of a dead Osama bin Laden called "He", created by Cuban artists Manolo Castro, Julio Lorente and Alberto
 Lorente, sits on display at an art exhibition during the 11th Havana Biennial May 10, 2012. The Havana Biennial is a major
 event for contemporary art, attracting artists and curators from all over the world and runs from May 11 to June 11, 2012.

Supporters of France's newly-elected President Francois Hollande react after the early results during a victory rally at
Place de la Bastille in Paris May 6, 2012.

People run carrying a burnt body at the site of an explosion in Damascus May 10, 2012. Dozens of people were killed or
wounded in two "terrorist explosions" which struck a southern district of the Syrian capital Damascus on Thursday,
state television said. 

A dead Guanay Cormorant bird lies on Cerro Azul beach in Canete, Lima May 6, 2012. Peru's government declared a health
alert along its northern coastline on Saturday and urged residents and tourists to stay away from long stretches of beach,
as it investigates the unexplained deaths of hundreds of dolphins and pelicans. At least 1,200 birds, mostly pelicans, washed
 up dead along a stretch of Peru's northern Pacific coastline in recent weeks, health officials said, after an estimated 800
dolphins died in the same area in recent months.

Members of the White House press type on their laptop computers in the dark as U.S.President Barack Obama speaks
to supporters at a fundraising reception at the Paramount Theater in Seattle May 10, 2012. 

A boy tries to cross a damaged suspension bridge, after a flash flood caused by an avalanche in the Annapurna mountain
range on Saturday, in Kaski district, Nepal, May 6, 2012. At least 17 people, including three foreigners, are confirmed to have
died during the flood in Pokhara and adjoining villages in Kaski district, according to Police inspector Ravindra Nath Poudel of
Kaski District.

Orthodox Jews of the Satmar Hasidim celebrate the Jewish holiday of Lag BaOmer in the village of Kiryas Joel, New York,
May 9, 2012. Lag BaOmer marks the anniversary of the death of Talmudic sage Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai approximately
1900 years ago. Thousands of the Satmar, who are opposed on principle to the existence of the state of Israel, danced
near a bonfire into the night.

A Palestinian protester jumps as he throws back a tear gas canister fired by Israeli soldiers during clashes at a demonstration
held in solidarity with prisoners on hunger strike, outside Ofer prison near the West Bank city of Ramallah May 11, 2012.
Hundreds of Palestinians on hunger strike in Israeli jails said on Friday they would shun vitamin supplements and prison
clinics in an escalation of their mass protest against detention conditions. 

Xian Xiyong, son of Li Jie'e, cries next to a police line after his mother jumped off a building and died at a demolition site of
Yangji village in Guangzhou, Guangdong province May 10, 2012. Li Jie'e, a resident of Yangji village, jumped off a building
and died on Thursday after her house was demolished on March 21, local media reported.

Cori Walters, 32, (R) hugs her daughter Hannah Walters, 6, at California Institute for Women state prison in Chino, California
May 5, 2012. An annual Mother's Day event, Get On The Bus, brings children in California to visit their mothers in prison.
Sixty percent of parents in state prison report being held over 100 miles (161 km) from their children.

An actress, playing the role of a priestess, releases a dove during the dress rehearsal for the torch lighting ceremony
of the London 2012 Olympic Games at the site of ancient Olympia in Greece May 9, 2012. The official lighting ceremony
for the London Games will take place on May 10. 

Students stretch during a training session at a gymnastic course at Shenyang Sports School in Shenyang, Liaoning province
May 9, 2012. Some 60 students, between the ages of 6 to 15, undergo a nine-year gymnastic programme which includes
foundation courses and gymnastic training courses at Shenyang Sports School, and those who are outstanding may be
selected to join the national team, according to local media. 

Cat 'Luca' sleeps in his basket as a waitress serves some food to customers in Vienna's first cat cafe May 7, 2012.
After three years of negotiations with city officials over hygiene issues, Austria opened its first cat cafe last Friday.
 'Cafe Neko', "Neko" meaning cat in Japanese, was opened by Vienna resident Takako Ishimitsu, 47, from Japan. Customers
can stroke and interact with their five feline hosts, named Sonja, Thomas, Moritz, Luca and Momo, who all came from an
animal shelter and now freely roam about the cafe and take naps. 

A model gets her makeup done backstage during Colombian designer Sandra Cabrales' lineup during the Circulo de Moda
fashion show in Bogota May 10, 2012.

A zombie lands in a pool of water on the "Run for Your Lives" 5K obstacle course race in Amesbury, Massachusetts
May 5, 2012. Runners face man-made and natural obstacles on the course, while being chased by zombies, who try to
take "health" flags off the runners belts.

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I saw red.

Look, I said I wasn’t drunk, okay? I know what I saw on Halloween night. And what I felt. I remember the incredible sensation of having my pussy and asshole stretched to their absolute limits. Honest to God – although maybe that’s a poor choice of words, considering – it was the most magnificent cock I’ve ever seen. When I recall taking that big, beautiful dick inside my body, I am not sure whether I should shudder, play with myself or jump in front of a train.

Have you ever let a guy screw you, and enjoyed the hell out of the experience, but wondered the next day what you were thinking? Multiply those morning heebie-jeebies by about a zillion, and you will be halfway to knowing how I feel.

What really sucks is that I have to confess it was the most mind-blowingly greatest sex of my life. I felt like I came from every single pore of my body.

That takes care of the shuddering and wanting to “work out at the Y.” As for the third option, well, that would only be playing into his hands, wouldn’t it?

It was my roommate Jilly’s idea for us to go to the party as each other’s date. We woke up under her covers together on Halloween morning. Jilly has the top bunk in our dorm room. My lower one usually is covered with books and CDs and all kinds of other crap, so we sleep together in her bunk a lot. Both of us are on the petite side, so there is plenty of room. Plus we like to “mess around” sometimes.

It’s not like we are lesbians or anything. Both of us are very into men, thank you very much. But sometimes a girl likes to be kissed and cuddled by another girl. Especially when that girl’s complete asshole of a boyfriend has just dumped her for a stupid, flat-chested bitch he met at a weekend kegger.

Jilly is a real beauty. She is part Native American, with copper skin and long, silky black hair. She knew exactly what I needed when she got home from one of her late classes the night before. I had left my bunk even more cluttered than normal.

“Looks like somebody wants a good licking,” she said, taking off her coat.

I blushed. “Too obvious?”

“Way. But that’s okay.” She put her arms around me. I love the way Jilly kisses. She hardly uses any pressure at all, so our lips barely touch, but that only makes it sexier. I ran my hands up and down her narrow back. I could feel through her bouse that she wasn’t wearing a bra. Her perfect little boobs were so firm, she doesn’t need one.

We got out of our clothes and climbed into Jilly’s bed. If any man ever touched me the way Jilly does, I would marry him in a heartbeat. She goes nice and slow, moving her fingers so gently, they wouldn’t make a ripple in a pool. She tweaks my nipples just hard enough, making them nice and stiff. She massages my mound for a good, long time before slipping a finger between my pussy lips.

Jilly always sucks hard on my tits when she finger-fucks me. I love the way she uses her thumb on my clitty at the same time. Getting her for a roommate was one of the luckiest things that ever happened to me, that’s for sure.

The girls in one of the rooms next door pounded on the wall when I got loud. I couldn’t help myself. Jilly was licking my clit and squeezing both of my titties at the time. I came like a siren going off. When we woke up in each other’s arms the next morning, I was definitely a happy girl.

She knew I had planned on going with David to the Halloween gig that one of the dorms was throwing. I already had picked up our costumes before David broke up with me over the phone. Our rented outfits were in my closet.

“Screw him,” Jilly said. “I’ll be your date. Maybe we can find you a new boyfriend who isn’t such a prick. I’ll wear his costume, since it’s already paid for.”

“It would be way too big on you,” I said.

“Hey, that will only make me look cuter!”

She turned out to be right. The costume David would have worn was a 1920s-style pinstriped “zoot suit,” complete with dangling silver watch fob, gray fedora and black-and-white spats. After using some pins to shorten the legs and draw in the waist, Jilly looked so good, I took a picture of her.

I was her “flapper” girlfriend, with a fringed mini dress that barely covered my crotch, a sequined headband, white stockings and ruffled black garters. The lady who ran the costume shop said my boobs were bigger than a real flapper’s would be. But she added, “I’m sure the boys won’t mind.”

So, okay, Jilly and I went to the party. And who was the first person we see? That prick David, making out in the corner with the sleazy whore he dumped me for. I felt like jabbing her with my foot-long cigarette holder. Jilly steered me toward the basement stairs before I could make a scene.

“A girl who lives here said they went nuts with the haunted-house decorations,” she said. “Let’s go check them out.”

The dorm was three six-story buildings joined at the corners in a “U” shape, with a basement that extended under all three. That made for a lot of rooms, alcoves and hallways to fix up down there.

It was dark and creepy, with lots of fake spiderwebs and rag curtains over doorways. Organ music with intermittent screams and groans came over hidden speakers. A bunch of guys had been enlisted to jump out wearing costumes and scare the crap out of people.

The decorating committee definitely had gone all out. Jilly and I managed to get separated in a cardboard maze. I pushed against one panel, making and opening where two of the “walls” were not joined very well. I squeezed though, planning to sneak to the end and scare Jilly when she emerged.

Instead, I found myself in a pitch-black hallway, feeling my way. I turned a corner and saw a sliver of red light under a door. I pushed that door open.

Opps.

The room looked like it might be a TV lounge the rest of the year, but the light bulbs had been replaced with red ones. Plus there were lit candles everywhere, some really powerful incense was burning and the thermostat must have been turned up to “bake.” Whatever was blaring from the stereo was gloomy enough to give Trent Renzor the willies.

Sitting in the middle of all this, with his muscular legs spread and his outstretched arms resting on the backs of the sofa cushions, was a red guy with no clothes on. He wasn’t red because of the lighting. His skin was the color red, from his handsome face down to his bare feet, and including the big, stiff dick sticking out from his body.

Oh, and he also had horns, little stubby ones that curled up from his forehead.

Any sensible girl in my situation would have excused herself and backed away. Or maybe let out a shriek, turned tail and run.

But if you could have seen this guy, you would know why I stuck around. Not to sound shallow, but he looked like a prime candidate for “sexiest man alive.” He was so good looking, he made my pussy itch. Dark, curly hair; square jaw; broad shoulders; an oiled chest that was straight out of a body-building magazine; six-pack abs; and Jesus Christ what a cock.

Face it, guys: Any girl who says penis size doesn’t matter is just trying to make you feel good. Give any of us a choice, and we will go for the big dick every time.

The devil on the sofa had a red cock as big around as my forearm, and just about as long. Even though his dick was hard enough to be sticking up at an angle from his jet-black pubic hair, his foreskin still surrounded most of his swollen cockhead. His balls hung like two eggs in a red leather pouch.

I looked into his black eyes. “Welcome to hell,” he said. “Why don’t you join me?” He patted a place on the sofa.

Understand, normally I’m not a first-date-fuck kind of girl. Still, at that moment, all I could think about was getting this stranger’s thick, pulsing cock in my pussy. Maybe it was lust at first sight. Or maybe it was something more demonic.

I tried to act cool as I sat on the sofa. But my eyes kept returning to the stranger’s dick. I never had seen one that big around. What woman wouldn’t want to feel a cock like that stretching her open?

“You’ve been a good girl all your life, haven’t you?” he said. His voice was very deep.

I decided to play along. “Maybe too good,” I said. I wondered how he got his horns to stay on. They looked very realistic, the way they seemed to come right out of his forehead.

He cocked an eyebrow. “Are you saying that you want to be bad?”

This guy was too much. I couldn’t believe he could be so totally laid-back while he was sitting there naked with a stiffie.

“I definitely want to be bad right now,” I said. I batted my eyes, pursed my lips, and ran a finger down his bare chest. If he was going to be the devil, I would be the flirtatious flapper I was dressed as.

None of his red skin coloring came off on my finger.

“Are you willing to smoke the devil’s pipe?” he said. The way he was looking in my eyes, combined with the stifling room temperature, made me hot in both senses of the term.

I wanted to smoke his pipe, all right. I gave him a smile, leaned over and took his beautiful dick in my hand. I tugged the cowl of his foreskin down from his bulging cockhead. That smooth head was as red as the rest of his body, all the way around, even under the ridge.

I took his big cock in my mouth. Whatever he had used to color his skin had no flavor. All I could taste was his warm, slightly salty flesh. I bobbed up and down. His hard-on seemed to get even bigger as I sucked it. I was only able to take about half of its length. When I took my mouth away, that top half was still as red as the rest.

“Show me your pussy,” he said. His tone of voice managed to sound casual and commanding at the same time. I had the feeling nobody ever told him “no.”

I stood in front of him. I reached between my shoulder blades for the zipper of my fringed mini dress. I let the dress fall around my ankles. He made no move to help me take off my bra and panties. Most guys want to be in on that part, but he just sat and watched.

My body was covered in sweat. I unhooked my bra and shrugged it off, freeing my big boobs. I skinned down my bikini panties. When I started to roll down my white stockings, he said, “Don’t.”

He had taken his cock in his hand and was stroking it, covering and uncovering its fat head with his red foreskin. That looked so dirty and completely shameless, it made my mouth water. I was so turned on that the tops of my inner thighs felt wet.

“Come here and sit on my cock,” he said.

I stepped toward him. I put a knee on either side of his body on the sofa cushions, so my crotch was above his. He still had his dick in his fist. He rubbed his cockhead back and forth on the oily slit between my pussy lips. When he put his hot mouth on one of my nipples and sucked, I sat down hard on his rigid pole, taking the whole thing at one time.

I threw back my head and groaned as I sat there with his gigantic dick inside me. When I started hunching up and down on it, every second was like a climax. My pussy lips were stretched open so wide that my clit rubbed directly against his tool.

The curving undersides of his little horns pressed against my chest as he sucked my nipples. I felt him push two fingers up my asshole. I was on fire, bucking and moaning and yelping like a slut who couldn’t get enough. One thing was for sure: This devil was doing one hell of a good job of making me forget my boyfriend.

We must have fucked that way for an hour, me bucking up and down on his lap, until I felt his cock swell and spurt inside my creamy cunt. His semen squished out all around the base of his dick.

But he didn’t go soft.

He rolled me onto my back and stuck his huge prick back inside my pussy. He placed my heels on his shoulders, so he could fuck me deep. He pulled out long enough to eat my pussy for a good, long time. Then his cock was inside me again. The next time he pulled out, he shot what looked like a pint of cum onto my belly and tits. I rubbed it into my skin, then licked the palms of my hands.

He still didn’t go soft.

He turned me over so I was on all fours, with my butt in the air. He held my sweaty cheeks apart and gave me a rimjob that was so great, I thought I was losing my mind. I heard myself begging him to fuck me in the ass.

I think my soul actually left my body at the point when his red dick was balls-deep in my ass. I groaned with every thrust. I reached down to play with my clit while he buggered me. The I heard him groan. He pushed all the way in and came for the third time that night. I could feel his hot sperm filling up my ass.

He pulled his still-stiff dick from my asshole. I was so fucked out and tired by then that all I wanted to do was fall asleep in his strong arms. I was surprised to see him walk behind the sofa.

“I am quite sure that I will be seeing you again,” he said. “Sooner or later.”

Nobody believes the next part. Jilly says it must have been some kind of magician’s trick. All I know is that I saw a puff of red smoke, smelled something like burnt matches and all of a sudden my mystery man was gone. I searched behind the sofa. Heck, I searched the whole room. Nothing.

Then I fell asleep.

A couple of girls who live in that dorm found me down there the next morning. They assumed I had passed out after too much drinking. I asked them who had played the devil.

They looked at each other like I was nuts. One of them said, “We didn’t have a devil.” They seemed very annoyed about all of the melted candles in the room.

Jilly says the guy was just some smart-ass with red skin dye and superglued horns who saw an opportunity and made the most of it. She tells me that I am sure to meet up with him again. Sooner or later.

I haven’t quite worked out whether that would be a good thing. But then again – what the hell?

US Top 10 popular dogs.

According to the press release recently issued by the American Kennel Club, Labrador Retrievers are the most popular dogs in America, yet again. After 21 years in first place, it doesn't look like love for the breed will be dissipating anytime soon.

The list featured some notable trends in puppy love: most obviously, big dogs are moving up the ladder with five of the top ten being larger breeds. Also, all four Setter breeds (English, Irish, Gordon, and Irish Red and White) made considerable jumps in rank, while Coonhounds took the largest dip. For smaller dogs, Terriers are on the rise again after a few years of falling on the charts.

Here is a breakdown of the top 10 breeds that made the cut:

1) Labrador Retriever
With a well earned reputation for playfulness and loyalty, it's no surprise the lab continues to take the top spot each year. Commonly used as a police and search-and-rescue dog, this family-friendly breed comes in three colours (black, brown and yellow) and is known for being trustworthy, active, and gentle. They are true retrievers, originally bred to work with fisherman and to accompany hunters. (Their skills now come in handy for fetching the paper.)

2) German Shepherd
Being named Animal of the Year by TIME for being the breed to help take down Osama Bin Laden just goes to show how popular German Shepherds continue to be. The German Shepherd became incredibly popular around 1920 after the film Man from Hell's River was released -- which featured the beloved Rin Tin Tin. They are excellent companion dogs, but also make great service dogs and are often used in the military and by police.

3) Beagle
The AKA considers the Beagle's jump from 4th to 3rd spot to be considerable, with their spokesperson Lisa Peterson noting that, ''While the Labrador Retriever has proven once again to be a family favorite, this year clearly belongs to the Beagle. The Beagle's merry personality combined with his love of outdoor activities make him such a wonderful family pet that I wouldn't be surprised to see this spunky breed sniff his way to the top of the list next year.'' The Beagle has been the only breed to be consistantly ranked in the top 10 every year since it was accepted to the AKA in 1885.

4) Golden Retriever
Known as the classic American pet, the Golden Retriever is regularly on the top 10 list. Known for being friendly, active, versatile and beautiful, they have an even temper and playful nature, making for a perfect family pet.

5) Yorkshire Terrier
Although they lost their number 3 spot to the Beagle this year, Yorkshire Terriers are still the most popular of the smaller breeds. These tiny dogs are loved for their larger than life personality, portability, energy and an uncanny ability to adapt.

6) English Bulldog
The Bulldog might be the most popular breed to be used as a mascot for universities and organizations, and their popularity has only increased over the years. Just a decade ago they were sitting in the 19th spot, but now they have easily cracked the top 10. Known for their cartoonish short legs and wrinkled face, they are gentle, protective, and very easy to groom.

7) Boxer
The Boxer is known for adoring children, and for being incredibly protective and patient. The Boxer's name came from their development in the 19th century for dog fighting. Easily standing on its hind legs to battle an opponent, the breed quickly established the fighting moniker.

8) Poodle
Holding the number one spot from 1960 until 1982, the Poodle holds the record for being named the AKC's most popular breed. Known for being incredibly intelligent, this is a great breed for people with allergies because of their hypoallergenic coat.

9) Dachshund
This tiny breed is consistently found in the top 10 because of its playful and adaptable nature. Known as excellent hunters, the name Dachshund literally means ''badger dog'' in German.

10) Rottweiler
The Rottweiler managed to boot the Shih Tzu out of the top 10 this year, claiming the final spot. Steadily climbing in rank since 2006, these dogs may seem fierce, but are actually incredibly intelligent and obedient animals that make great protectors.